Here's to the Crazies

I used to think that people who talked to themselves were crazy. Now I just assume that they have a bluetooth headphone.

Why is it that boys can tie ties but girls can't?

I wish I was allowed to sleep more.

I think the greatest, most powerful phrase in the human language is "I love you."

"When all else fails, put on a costume and sing a silly song."--Sam Walton

Every girl needs to have the love of her life just grab her and kiss in the middle of a sentence at least once.

We all have weird quirks. Deal with it.

It is almost impossible to look good eating sushi unless you're Asian.

"I dream away my life in others' speculations. I love to lose myself in other men's minds. When I am not walking, I am reading; I cannot sit and think. Books think for me."--Charles Lamb